Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Ezekiel 25:17 for software engineers

The path of the righteous engineer is beset on all sides by the iniquities of scope creep and the tyranny of product owners.  Blessed is he who in the name of Agile and Scrum shepherds their project through the valley of deadlines, for he is truly his team's keeper and the finder of lost core functionality.  And I will strike down upon thee with great practicality and furious patience those who attempt to delay our release.  And you will know my name is Victory when I lay my practicality on thee.

With apologies to Quentin Tarantino and Samuel L. Jackson.

And a wall paper version provided by Phil M.

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